{"product_id":"cheese-bored-board","title":"Cheese Bored Board!","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"408\"\u003eThis pun-packed cheese board is made for snack lovers with a sharp sense of humour. Featuring the phrase “HOהם cheese bored” — blending English with Hebrew lettering for a gloriously cheesy wordplay moment — it’s the perfect centrepiece for wine nights, hosting, or anyone who takes their cheese seriously but themselves a little less so.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"410\" data-end=\"721\"\u003eWhether you're building the ultimate charcuterie spread, bringing a fun hostess gift, or upgrading your kitchen with something conversation-worthy, this board delivers big deli energy. A brilliant gift for foodies, pun fans, Hebrew lovers, and that one friend who always says they’re “just here for the cheese.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003eWarning: may cause uncontrollable groaning and requests for crackers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExperience the elegance and functionality of this exquisite cheese board crafted from beautiful acacia wood. Its compact design features a removable slate surface that is impenetrable to odors, ensuring your cheese remains fresh and flavorful. Personalize this board with your own unique touch, making it a cherished addition to your entertaining essentials. The Charcuterie board comes with the knives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Decoration method: Engraving\u003cbr\u003e.: Please note: Hand wash only\u003cbr\u003e.: Made from durable \u0026amp; long-lasting acacia wood\u003cbr\u003e.: Features a removable slate surface\u003cbr\u003e.: Slate engraves to light grey.\u003cbr\u003e.: Charcuterie board comes with the knives\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"12 1\/2 \" x 7 3\/4\" \/ Acacia \/ Slate","offer_id":53918880792917,"sku":"20300544807312928087","price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/7155\/2341\/files\/12359253452570927346_2048.jpg?v=1779015771","url":"https:\/\/alephyou.com\/products\/cheese-bored-board","provider":"Aleph You","version":"1.0","type":"link"}